In the time of extra cheese I was too saucy
Pizza in my veins so I'm always adding toppings
Got the little plastic tables
Don't want any vegetables
Slices in a doggy bag
Perfect for leftovers
Pop open the oven got Sicilian in there warming
Pizza heating up with the cheese bubbles forming
Baby's in Philly with a vitamin P
Got a couple of slices
Eat on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to eat plain
At a fancy sit down with a stain on my shirt
Please believe that the cheese and the grease
Will get you stomach indigestion but none of my sympathy
So grab a slice
Have a snack in the dark
And save all your food stamps for pizza at the trailer park
Yo, slice it
Soy a la pizza pie
I'm a pizza baby, so why don't you eat me
(Pizza makes me gassy)
Soy a la pizza pie
I'm a pizza baby, so why don't you eat me
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