I have this thing where I get older but I still want pizza
Large pies become my afternoons
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a pizza baby
And I’m a muenster cheese fondu
I should not be left to my own devices
I order slices at prices
Not good slices prices ($6.99)
I wake up screaming and dreaming
For more pizza to be eating
'Cause you got tired of my pleading (For pizza night)
It’s me, hi, I’m the pizza, it’s me (I’m the pizza, it’s me)
A pizza, everybody agrees (Everybody agrees)
I like my toppings but I never want to add ricotta
It must be disgusting always ordering the anti-pasta
I had this dream my daughter in law killed me for the pizza…
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